"Me vs. My Brain at 2 AM"

Newton420
2 days ago
- Brain: “Remember that embarrassing thing you did 5 years ago?”
- Brain: “What if you fail at everything?”
- Brain: “What are you even doing with your life?”
- Brain: randomly plays the worst-case scenario of every situation
- Brain: makes up fake arguments so you can get mad for no reason
- Brain: “Did you lock the door? Check. Again.”
- Me: “Can I just SLEEP?” Brain: “No ❤️”

Tinywhisper11
2 days ago